Big Brother was surely fixed…

How did ‘sit on the fence’ Rachel Rice manage to win Big Brother this year? We don’t actually know, but it’s a shocker. She’s now bagged the £100,000 prize and seems mighty chuffed about it, telling Davina she will, “buy a car that actually starts”. Big ambitions there Rachel.

Darnell was the first person out of the house, shortly followed by big time Chef Rex. Who we personally think should have actually won. He’s sarcastic, funny and loves to annoy people. Love him or hate him, he was very entertaining. Next out of the house was Australian Sara. Davina made sure she questioned her all about Darnell, but it seemed as though Sara wasn’t really giving much away. However she did say that she was a big flirt, and that her and Darnell were closer than ever. Oh, just get it on will you?!

So then it was between Mikey and Rachel. To be honest at this point I would have been quite happy to turn off, but I’m a Big Brother addict and had to know who the winner was. Mikey’s name was announced as the 2nd person, and so left the house immediately.

Davina left Rachel waiting a little while before she finally came out of the house. The BB9 Winner came out to fireworks and cheers, and a few boos. Yes, people obviously thought the same as us. Why the hell was she announced the winner?!

I’ve made a decision. I’m going to be as boring as possible and enter Big Brother. Hey, you never know, this time next year I could be blogging from Big Brother and telling you all how thankful I am for you voting for me.

Then again, I don’t sit on the fence….