Doug spent $2 million on Paris!

PARIS HILTON celebrates her 29th birthday at Tao Las VegasParis recently commented on break-up with Doug, saying she doesn’t even remember ‘that time of her life’. Doug’s friends are ready to refresh her memory.

Doug’s mates seem pretty pissed off over Paris dumping their mate. “Doug never used Paris. He spent $2 million on her over the course of a year and a half. She never once paid for a single thing.”

A list follows. Doug paid for trips to Fiji, Hawaii, Aspen and Anguilla. He bought her a Pomeranian, a Chanel watch and lots of other shiny things.

He goes on, “You probably saw the new quotes P gave… saying she was over Doug and ‘I don’t even remember that time in my life, I am over it’ etc, her quote pick-ups are just ridiculous and make her sound like an idiot. Doug is sick of P and really just wants all this to go away and focus on his future stuff.”

Doug is ready to ‘forget that time of his life’. Sure sounds familiar, doesn’t it?