The handsome rock band Kings of Leon abandoned a concert after three songs in St Louis because they were “repeatedly” shat on by birds.
“So sorry St. Louis,” Tweeted drummer Nathan.
“We had to bail, pigeons shitting in jareds mouth. Too unsanitary to continue.”
The crowd got restless and started chanting “refund!” but would they stick around if birds started crapping on their faces, or in their mouths?