Victoria Beckham thinks David looks “crap” on a morning

Victoria Beckham thinks that her husband David looks “crap” on a morning.

Victoria felt relieved when she recently caught sight of her husband David Beckham not looking so great after he woke up – because he always looks so perfect.

“The other morning I looked across at David just after he’d woken up and thought you look really crap. THANK GOD, because this is a man who always looked so perfect,” she told UK Vogue magazine.

It wasn’t that long ago that she was saying the opposite of her sexy footballer hubby.

“He just naturally looks good all the time. He never looks like shit in the morning. Never,” she said.

“So he’s sitting there sending his e-mails, all ripped. Not an ounce of fat on him. And I thought, you done good, girl. I sure wasn’t thinking of his high-pitched voice.”