File under: WTF? Adam Sandler accidentally had sex with a cuddly toy.
One night, when the kids were sleeping in he and wife Jackie’s bed, they snook off to the kids room… but Adam missed the mark, and Sesame Street favourite, Elmo, got some sweet loving.
“I’m lying in bed with the wife, and the two kids are sleeping next to us. So we’re laying there, and we’re both up, and I said, ‘Can we do this here?’ And she said, ‘No! You don’t do that with your kids in the bed’,” she said.
“I was like, ‘I don’t move that much, I’m not going to wake them.’ She says, ‘No, we’re not doing that; you can get arrested.’ So I say, ‘Can we go down the hall, they’re not using their beds?’
“We get into my littlest one’s bed, we flipped the lights off and I went at it pretty good; I did some serious damage in there. And afterwards, I said, ‘Wasn’t that pretty good?’ And she (my wife) goes, ‘What? Watching you bang Elmo?’ It wasn’t her.”