A “poo facial” for Tom Cruise?

Every wondered why Tom Cruise still looks the sh*t? Well apparently it’s because he puts sh*t on his face…

The bizzare beauty treatment – a face mask made of nightingale excrement, rice bran and water – is reportedly what the 49-year-old actor uses to rather than having cosmetic surgery to keep looking youthful according to the Daily Star.

“Tom doesn’t go in for Botox or surgery but he does pay close attention to all the new and popular natural treatments,” a source said.

“He recently started experimenting with the nightingale poo facial. It was recommended by a Hollywood pal and the results have been fantastic.

“Tom doesn’t see splashing out on the facials as him being vain or weird – in fact, he points out there are much wackier fads out there. And he’s proud of himself for avoiding the temptations of plastic surgery.”

Pootiful.