“At Soap & Glory we believe you shouldn’t have to spend an arm and a leg just to moisturize one (or the other, or both)”
The official site is currently under reconstruction (check it out here) but it’s still awesome and that opening paragraph has my vote. That’s what I love about S&G;, not only are the products amazing but the whole package (literally) is perfect, from the packaging the the utterly hilarious names.
Here are a few of my favourite S&G; products and their amazing names.
Dry Oil Body Gloss, £4.99
Get posher, softer skin now, with virtually no effort necessary!
Soap & Glory’s best selling body product, lazy girls just love this spray-on sweet-almond body gloss, with ultra subtle powder glimmer for sexy, long lasting shimmer. Perfect for party-prepping or as an everyday body softening oil.
One Night Tanned
Sun-Glow Spray, £8.99
Like spray on stockings, but in a colour that looks equally lovely on your shoulders as your toes, this transfer-resistant light sun-glow spray delivers quick and non-committal colour and is perfect for taking that winter-white edge off of ‘corned beef’ legs.
This is not a typical self tanner, so you don’t have to worry about streaks, skin stains or that wierd smell!.
Spa Body Polish, £5.99
Snakeskin shins? Stony elbows? Triceps in continuous rash-ridden bedlam?
Go for a swing in the shower with Flake Away, Soap & Glory’s spa-strength dry skin body polish, and put the bumps on your body to bed.
Trick And Treatment, £8.99
Under eye dark circle concealer. Special yellow-tone engineered to hide blush-purple undereye circles.
The Righteous Butter, £9.99
As featured in ‘How to look Good Naked’ TV series.
It’s smooth, creamy, velvety. It’s got a lovely scent, and it’s got supplements: skin softening shea butter and aloe vera to attract moisture, in a special ‘very dry skin’ formula. Some folks think it’s a bit addicitve!. So if you’ve lost that ‘rubbing feeling’ with your regular body moisturiser, we’d suggest you bring it on back with a jar of The Righteous Butter.
Hair Supply, £6.00
Super Gloss-Giving Radiance & Repair mask treatment for all hair types.
Lip gloss, £8.00
Lip size found crucial for Sexual Attraction!
Soap & Glory’s new extreme-formula lip plumping gloss with scientifically proven superfill microspheres that explode in volume up to 10X when they come in contact with water.
Clean On Me
Shower Gel, £4.99
Already a wildly popular pick amongst the ‘love-to-scrub-up’ club, this super-sized shower gel has a bonus – built in body lotion – so you can get clean, smooth, sexy skin simultaneously.
Fragranced with Soap & Glory’s addictive signature scent and rich & creamy texture, we’re classifying Clean On Me with ‘must-have’ status.
The official site may be down, but you can still buy most of it from Boots here or in store. I’d get one of everything.