She Falls Asleep?

Breaking McNews – Dougie Poynter has a “small cock”.

He told Celebs On Sunday mag exactly what his girlfriend Frankie (of The Saturdays) thinks of him naked. ‘She thinks I look funny naked. If you saw me naked you’d probably laugh as well. I don’t have an arse. There’s just my back and then my legs really, which is kind of weird, and then there’s my massive stupid tattoo. And a small cock.’

If that’s not embarrassing enough for both of them he added ‘I’ve never measured it. I’m too scared to face the truth.’

He’s never measured it… totally fine to tuck it between his legs and set it on fire thought.

If you weren’t jealous before, you certainly won’t be now.

Catch McFly on Paul O’Grady tomorrow at 5pm on Ch4.