He may get all the girls, but he doesn’t get all the jokes.
Calvin Harris has clearly missed the point of Twitter, going a little over the 140 character limit, posting a rant about when he filmed with Pocket TV.
The PTV interview isn’t online yet, but I’m sure you can get an idea of what went down from Calvin’s twit-rant.
“Just left wireless. It was good. One bit of promo really struck a nerve with me however, in terms of it’s badness, and I love a bit of promo
think it was an itv online thing, not itn, they’re good. The entire interview was based around a feature called ‘can you open my pot of jam’
Now, I’ve opened a few jars of jam before, sometimes with success, sometimes without, I would say I am average at opening jam.
On this occasion, I could not open the jam. Usually, most people would end there would they not? Let’s draw a line under my jam failure
But she asked could I have another go? I’m a nice guy so I said, ok, for the purposes of this terrible feature I will have another go
Predictably, the jam remained unopened. Is this the end? Sadly no. ‘ oh go on have another go’. WORST TELEVISION EVER
WHO DO THEY EXPECT TO WATCH THIS JAM-UNOPENING? IS THIS WHAT ITS COME TO? IS THIS MY LIFE?
ITS NOT THE EMBARRASSMENT OF NOT OPENING THE JAM, I HAVE COME TO TERMS WITH MY LACK OF UPPER BODY STRENGTH
ITS THE OVERWHELMING SADNESS I FEEL THAT SOMEBODY WHO MAKES TV THINKS THIS IS AN ACCEPTABLE AND ENTERTAINING FEATURE
ITS NOT. ITS SHITE. AND I WOULD LIKE TO PUBLICLY CALL FOR THE PEOPLE RESONSIBLE FOE THE ‘CAN YOU OPEN MY JAM? FEATURE TO PUBLICLY APOLOGISE
NOT TO ME, BUT TO ANY POTENTIAL VIEWER, FOR POTENTIALLY EXPOSING THEM TO THE WORST SHIT IMAGINEABLE ON TELEVISION. HEADS SHOULD ROLL.
They had two cameras! TWO CAMERAS! FOR JAM! She did a sync handclap. FOR FUCKING JAM.”
Easy Calvin! He then went on to film this…
We do love Calvin… he must really hate jam?