Jason Gardiner calls Robert Pattinson pasty and pathetic

Jason Gardiner (who? Oh, the grumpy one off Dancing On Ice) has told how he would choose Taylor Lautner over Robert Pattinson.

Jason told Now that ‘Taylor Lautner would be my ideal dance partner because he looks amazing. He’s big and strong, enough to turn me on!’

However, he’s not much of a Pattinson fan.

‘I don’t get the whole Robert Pattinson thing, he’s pale, pasty and pathetic. I want a man with a good complexion and a powerful body and he doesn’t have either.’

We love them both!