Robert Pattinson can’t remember where he parked his car

Robert Pattinson’s banger of a car is still parked in LA somewhere – but he can’t remember where.

‘I still have a crap car lost in LA because I don’t recall where I parked it,’ Robert told The Sun.

He doesn’t mind though, because apparently he isn’t very materialistic.

‘I don’t request anything from anyone as I don’t want them to ask things of me,’

‘I don’t have any desire to do that. I really don’t. Anyway, I like shitty stuff.’

Who doesn’t love shitty stuff?