Madonna celebrates 52nd birthday as a Queen

Next Monday Madonna will be celebrating her 52nd birthda with a King and Queen-themed fancy dress bash.

And, rather than going as moody old battleaxe Queen Victoria, she’s plumped for Henry VIII’s second wife Anne Boleyn, whose head ended up in a basket.

In fairness though, the party is likely to be a far cry from the unimaginable brutality of 16th century royal life. Because we can reveal that Madge is co-hosting the party with her son Rocco…. who’s, erm, 10 years old.

That’s right, mother and son will be partying together with a mixture of her nearest and dearest and his pre-pubescent school chums. Ah well, at least Madonna’s boyfriend, Jesus Luz, can mix happily between the two camps.