Lady Gaga wants perfume to smell like blood & spunk?

Lady Gaga has some pretty sick ideas for the fragrance she has been working on.

According to The Sun, Gaga is saying she wants her perfume to “smell of blood and semen”.

The site also reports that back in October, it was reported that the Grammy-winner had trademarked the name Monster – taken from the extended version of her debut album entitled The Fame Monster.

What a wonderful idea! What man could resist a woman who stinks of blood and jizz? Why, it’s almost as sexy as stinking of raw meat!

Justin Bieber is also releasing a unisex fragrance called My World, which will hopefully smell slightly nicer (and not like bodily fluids).