Robert Pattinson says he looks like an “inflatable frankfurter” naked

Robert Pattinson has likened his naked body to an “inflatable frankfurter.”

Now, I know what you’re thinking because we’re thinking it too, but no. It sounds like the Twilight actor is just talking about his general nakedness.

First the sexy actor spoke about his shirtless scenes in Breaking Dawn.

“I’ve managed to have my shirt on the whole series. In the book, Edward is shirtless almost every three pages. I kept thinking, ‘How can I wear a T-shirt in the sea? Or a onesie?'” he said.

Rob then went on to discuss the Breaking Dawn sex scene with Kristen Stewart.

“I don’t want to get anyone’s hopes up. I look like an inflatable frankfurter in some of those scenes.” he revealed.

What an earth could he mean? Answers on a postcard…