Louis Tomlinson has measured his penis

Louis Tomlinson has measured his penis – but how did he measure up?

Sadly for One Direction fans, Louis didn’t dish the digits.

Louis, along with bandmates Niall Horan, Zayn Malik, Harry Styles and Liam Payne, were answering Twitter questions from fans, when one asked if they had ever checked their measurements.

“Yes,” was Louis’ blunt reply.

That’s all you’re getting. How do you think Louis measured up? Answers on a postcard…