Celebrity Big Brother: Day 13

Day 13 in the Celebrity Big Brother house…

9:11am
Housemates awake to music being played in the house. Julie provides fellow housemates with entertainment as she puts on a dance performance. “Good morning and thank you everybody,” Julie says acknowledging housemates appreciation. As the shutters come up in the bedroom, housemates are intrigued by the garden which has been transformed for their upcoming task: ‘Gods and Mortals.’

Rhian speculates that housemates will be dressing up as Romans. Julian considers that housemates will be split up as Coleen reads aloud instructions for the task. Martin and Julie are told that they will be transformed into Gods called Zeus and Aphrodite. The rest of the house will remain ‘mortals’ as Julie and Martin make their way to ‘ Mount Olympus.’ “So Godly,” Julian quips as Coleen declares: “Oh look, they don’t even look back at us.” In response, Julian jokes: “Good luck to you and your family!”

Martin escorts Julie to Mount Olympus where they find out that they are able to spy on the ‘mortals’ through the ‘all seeing eye.’ “They’re eating like pigs!” Julie exclaims.

1:14pm
Julie and Martin are relaxing in the garden: “We can’t mix with the mortals,” Julie asserts. Two cherubs enter the house with an array of treats fit for Gods and begin to feed and fan Martin and Julie. Taking full advantage of the cherubs, Julie becomes demanding and requests a dish of olives. Inside the house, Prince Lorenzo informs his fellow mortals about Julie and her commands to the cherubs.

In the garden, Julie admits to Martin that being waited on by cherubs is “like being back at home.” Rhian is observing the model cherubs in the garden and brands them as “fit.” On hearing Rhian, Prince Lorenzo replies: “You are more fit than her.”

Outside, Julie asks Big Brother whether she is “allowed to touch the cherubs” before stroking one of them. On seeing Julie touching one of the models, Julian brands her “a dirty old woman.”

“I feel like I’ve died and gone to heaven,” Julie sighs and continues to ask the male cherub to peel her a banana. Julian has come into the garden for a better look as Julie begins to suggestively eat the banana that the cherub is feeding her.

3:45pm
For the first part of the task, mortals have been transformed into statues and the Gods have been given the power of the elements; wind, earth, water and fire. Mortals are told that the Gods will choose one of them to join them on ‘Mount Olympus’ and that they must impress Julie and Martin for this privilege.

Armed with the wind machine, mortals endure the breeze controlled by the Gods. Julie tells Martin that Harvey is “doing very well” as Martin observes that The Situation is “hiding” and Prince Lorenzo is “keeping warm.”
The next element is Earth and Julie and Martin begin to throw balls of mud at the mortals; “You are getting carried away Martin!” Julie affirms before launching mud at her fellow housemates. Water is the third element that Gods are granted control over, and Martin begins to laugh hysterically as the mortals endure the wrath of the both of them.

The final element is fire; Julie and Martin begin to throw fire balls at the mortals. The Situation takes a direct hit, loses his balance and falls off his plinth. As the Gods, Julie and Martin are informed by Big Brother that they must decide which mortal will join ‘Mount Olympus.’ “Well Julian is a definite no,” Martin declares and Julie responds: “My money would be on Harvey, he hasn’t flinched once.” In agreement, Martin announces that they have chosen Harvey to join them on ‘Mount Olympus.’ Big Brother pronounces that Harvey is now Ares, the God of War.

5:51pm
Julie and Martin guide Harvey into ‘Mount Olympus’ and inform him about the ‘all seeing eye.’ Julie persistently advises Harvey that he is not allowed to tell fellow housemates about the ‘all seeing eye’ and that they will lose all the shopping if he fails to keep this information to himself. In response Harvey declares: “Roger that, over and out.”

On Mount Olympus, Martin is gossiping about The Situation and Danica. Harvey claims that Danica has been inappropriate with The Situation: “She showed her breast to him!” Harvey exclaims and continues to say: “If my girlfriend did that – no. There is banter, and then there’s a line.”

In the bedroom, Coleen admits that she is glad that she is a mortal: “I wouldn’t want to be Zeus now with Aphrodite,” she retorts. Coleen and Rhian begin talking about Harvey and brand him as “long-winded.” On hearing this, Harvey smiles knowingly and asserts: “My instincts were correct. Not to be trusted.” Julie claims that Coleen has never liked her. Martin and Harvey question why Julie feels this way and she replies: “You should have felt the impact of that pie in my face!” The Gods discuss whether they should tell the mortals what they have listened to and Harvey declares: “Revenge is a dish best served cold.”

8:25pm
Housemates are gathered on the sofas to be set the next part of the task called “The Altar of Sacrifice.” “This is not my type of task,” Prince Lorenzo mutters. Each housemate is then informed by Big Brother about what they will have to sacrifice.

The Situation is told that he must sacrifice his ‘status’ and is therefore granted the responsibility of all cooking and cleaning in the house. “There is an awful stain in the bathroom!” Julian quips and The Situation looks unimpressed. Danica sacrifices her independence and in doing so must be tied to one of her fellow ‘mortals.’ The Gods are given one minute to decide who this will be. “Somebody she won’t like,” Julie whispers and Harvey admits that if she is tied to The Situation it’ll be “Gossip City” and she will start her “trickery again.” Martin announces that in fact they have decided Danica will be tied to Prince Lorenzo.

Samantha is told that she must sacrifice her beauty and is presented with a bald cap and warts that she must wear at all times. Coleen jokes: “You look like your wearing a condom on your head!” and Samantha admits that she feels “degraded.” Ashley is the final housemate to hear his fate. After choosing to sacrifice his ‘dignity’, Ashley is told that he must pour a bucket of fish guts over his head. The judo star obliges and appears to be repulsed by the experience. Sitting back on the sofas, Rhian is less than supportive of Ashley and exclaims: “Get away from me Ashley, you stink!”

After enduring the horror of fish guts, The Gods choose Ashley to join them on ‘Mount Olympus.” Ashley becomes the Posiedon, God of the Sea.

9.24pm
Waiting outside the diary room, The Situation appears infuriated. Danica and Prince Lorenzo ask whether he is okay and The Situation replies: “I don’t like these types of games!” As Prince Lorenzo and Danica walk away, The Situation imitates throwing something across the floor in his frustration.

Ashley enters Planet Olympus and is shocked that he is able to spy on the mortals: “Get the f*** out of here bruv!” he exclaims. Harvey explains to Ashley: “People you think that have got you – haven’t,” and Julie adds: “You’ve got to see the big picture.”

Danica is in the bedroom with Rhian. Danica claims that The Situation “scared her” outside the diary room and she speculates that he is upset because Rhian nominated him.

In the diary room, The Situation claims that he is upset because housemates laughed at Ashley after he “took one for the team” and poured fish guts over his head. In response to this, The Situation declares that he is “happy” about the nominations he made and continues to say: “I think the Gods made a great decision about chaining Prince Lorenzo and Danica together. It keeps her away for me. Those two are made for each other.” The Situation continues to speculate that Danica is “playing a game” and declares: “I see where she came from and it fits her perfectly.” He brands Danica and Prince Lorenzo as “ship jumpers” and continues: “The boat I stay on, is the boat that I stay on until it sinks.”

9:53pm
The cherubs have returned to ‘Mount Olympus’ to feed the Gods.

In the bedroom, Rhian asks Danica: “Have they got a crotch shot from the other side of the room?” Un-phased by Rhian’s question, Danica replies: “Most definitely” and Prince Lorenzo adds: “I’m sure they’ve got a lot more than that over the past few days.” On hearing this, The Situation mutters: “I’m sure she doesn’t care” and Danica asks him to repeat what he has said. “Nothing,” The Situation replies and continues to add: “I mean we are all potato sacks so we can’t help it.” Danica replies: “Mike (The Situation) if you have got a problem with me then just say,” and The Situation assures her that he doesn’t.

Danica tells him not to make “smarmy comments at her” and this sparks The Situation’s response: “I just don’t think I like you anymore.” Danica brands him as “a strange one” and The Situation replies: “No I’m not I just say it how I feel.” Danica claims that she has not “done anything” to make The Situation feel the way that he does and The Situation continues to tell her that he was angry she laughed at Ashley. Danica defends her actions by branding the task as a “game”, to which The Situation retorts: “The kid looked like he was about to cry. He took one for the team because nobody else wanted to do it.” Coleen interjects: “I said I would do it,” and Danica agrees that if Coleen had done the task, The Situation would not have had a problem. Danica claims that The Situation is jealous that she is tied to Prince Lorenzo. Danica proclaims: “Take your jealousy elsewhere. I am fed up of pussy footing around you. I’ve done now. I couldn’t give a s***. You’re upset because you fancy me and I don’t fancy you back. If I want to talk to Lorenzo, I love Lorenzo. I really really like him. I don’t want to be with you, I want to be your friend. You can’t be friends be someone that gives you abuse all the time.” The Situation is shocked by Danica’s revelations and brands her as “delusional” which encourages Danica to bite: “You make me feel uncomfortable.”

The Gods hear the argument taking place in the house and Julie says “I know, there’s more to come. Brace yourself.”

Back in the house Danica is telling The Situation that he needs to “grow up and get some balls” and to “stop making girls feel uncomfortable.” Danica continues to ask Prince Lorenzo whether he would like to “leave the room” and he replies: “I think that would be a good idea. We need a breather.” On exiting the bedroom, Danica tells The Situation not to talk to her. Prince Lorenzo attempts to guide Danica out of the bedroom but she continues to declare: “It is like being with a sixteen year old boy. You are so immature.” In response, The Situation brands Danica as “one of the fakest people he has ever met” and she replies: “I love my fake tits.” The Situation adds: “I meant your character. Your character is fake,” and misunderstanding the reality star, Danica adds “I don’t have a character!” “Exactly!” The Situation quips and Danica responds: “Because you know me so well.” The Situation then claims that Danica has told him differently throughout their time in the house together. Imitating the model, The Situation says: “Oh you are my bestie,” and Danica responds by accusing him of asking her who she prefers out of him and Prince Lorenzo. The argument continues to spiral, and The Situation informs Danica that she is no longer on his “Christmas list.” Danica admits that she does not “give a s***” about his millions, and would rather a “bottle of a wine” from somebody. Danica exits the bedroom with Prince Lorenzo after her heated exchange of words with The Situation.

10:31pm
Watching the ‘all seeing eye’ Julie jokes: “She’s got a face like a slapped a***” as mortals roam about outside in the garden. Danica apologises to Julian for shouting and he admits that he though she was “very articulate.” Coleen agrees with Julian and both assure Danica that she expressed herself well. “It was like a machine gun on fire out of your mouth,” Prince Lorenzo quips.

Harvey informs his fellow Gods that Prince Lorenzo gets “dragged around” and he continues to claim that he has been “sucked in.” In the garden, Prince Lorenzo informs Danica that she handled herself very well and comments: “I didn’t even have to stand in to defend you.” Danica adds: “I would rather a nice bottle of wine from my Dad or a nice bottle of perfume than a Lamborghini from him.” Samantha is telling The Situation that he is the most “kind-hearted” housemate in the house assures him that a lot of people have “noticed what has been going on.” She continues to add: “Promise me that you will protect that heart of yours. The likes of Julie and Martin are not stupid, they notice things”

12:14am
There is an awkward atmosphere in the kitchen as The Situation is tidying up around Danica, Prince Lorenzo and Samantha.

In the garden, Martin asks Julie whether she is okay as she appears upset. Harvey declares: “It takes a strong woman to be here, your age to survive this far,” and Julie replies: “Oh don’t set me off.” She admits that she is having “a weak minute” and wants to “remain strong.” Ashley continues to advocate that Julie told him to “be true to himself in the house” and that no matter if “she cries for a week”, he will be there for her. “Everyone knows in the f****** world that you are a strong woman” Ashley continues to say and Julie replies: “F****** hell.” She confesses that she feels “hurt” by the backstabbing in the house and tells Martin and Harvey that she doesn’t want Ashley to “be hurt in the house.”

12:50am
Samantha is in the diary room and declares that she feels “protective” over The Situation. She continues to claim that The Situation has been “well and truly rinsed” by Danica: “She’s been through his make-up like a rat down a drain pipe. He still doesn’t understand how she makes her money and how men exchange gifts to exchange in conversation. He has fallen for her and I think she has been playing him and Prince Lorenzo like a fiddle.”

The Gods are observing Prince Lorenzo and Danica through the ‘all seeing eye.’ Danica is asking Prince Lorenzo for a “proper hug” as she admits that what she said to The Situation “needed to be done.” Ashley says to Julie: “You need to see this nana,” as Martin imitates reeling in a fishing line.

Outside, Danica is speculating to Prince Lorenzo that he will have a girlfriend by Christmas and adds: “I think you need someone that you can take care of and really love.” She continues to ask him what type of girl that he is looking for and Prince Lorenzo replies: “Somebody just like you. If we could clone you, that would be the girl.” Observing Danica and Prince Lorenzo, Martin quips: “He’s completely forgotten about the cameras!” and Ashley adds: “Bless his cotton socks.” Prince Lorenzo embraces Danica and admits that he is “a big squeezer” before kissing a seemingly coy Danica on the cheek. On seeing this, Martin and his fellow Gods squirm as he continues to reel in his fishing line.