Ladies and gentlemen, we present to you 1/4 of our chance of winning this year’s Eurovision Song Contest… pissing up a cash machine.
That’s right, The Mirror have a photo of Blue’s Antony Costa having a wee at a cash point.
The site reports that the minger – sorry – singer was near Trafalgar Square and only 30 yards from a public toilet.
The 29-year-old father of one relieved himself while on the phone at the cash point. He eventually re-fastened his trousers, casual as you like.
The Sunday Mirror has even passed on the photographs to the Metropolitan Police, who will be confronting Costa. He could face a fixed-penalty fine of up to £100.