Yey! Channing Tatum’s penis has healed

Channing Tatum says his penis is all better now.

The 30-year-old actor suffered the unfortunate injury during the filming of The Eagle, when a set assistant poured hot water down his wet suit to keep him warm.

“It’s definitely all healed now, I’m back on top man,” he said. “I definitely appreciate it a lot more!”

When asked if he would insure himself against such injury in future, he said, “That’s a good idea actually, how would that even work?”

“You lose your penis and you get paid? Or you’re reimbursed for it?”