2. Johnny Depp
Where we placed him: 18
Why: Now Johnny is absolutely gorgeous, but for us… things are a little more specific. You see, we are specifically in love with Captain Jack Sparrow. Yes, Johnny allows us to live out our pirate fantasies safe in the knowledge he won’t actually harm us or make us go on a boat, ship – whatever. As he gets older Johnny’s style gets a little more out there, which isn’t to everyone’s taste, but when he is Captain Jack the scarf, beads, weird moustache etc. is all good.
We salute you Captain Jack Sparrow. We’d sail under you any day.