Russell Brand & Katy Perry want to grow a Justin Bieber

Russell Brand and Katy Perry love Justin Bieber so much that they want to grow their own little Bieber.

Russell said: “Me and my fiancee love him. We want our own Justin Bieber.”

“We can’t have the actual one because he’s busy with his work.”

“I understand he procreates by laying eggs in the sea and then we can fertilise these eggs and have our own Justin Biebers.”

“We could grow Justin Bieber in a jar like sea monkeys.”

When Russell heard that Kim Kardashian also has Bieber Fever, he said: “What? My little Justin?”

“Keep away, Kim. I’ll neutralise you with my doctor mitts!”