Brand to give up sex?!

Surely he must be lying. Russell Brand has revealed to GQ magazine that his sex life may need to tone down a tad.

After admitting he has sex with up to three women a day, he said, ‘If I’m to find any true happiness I have to devote myself to something bigger than my own ego. I’ve got to be in a position where they can’t go, “Didn’t he fuck that stripper? Didn’t he go to that lap-dancing club?”

‘There can’t be any of that around. That’s all got to go.’

After I saw him topless in Forgetting Sarah Marshall, I joined the queue. Guess I’ll be waiting a long time then!