Ricky Gervais didn’t pull any punches in his opening monologue at the Golden Globes.
The funny man poked fun at the likes of Kim Kardashian and Justin Bieber.
“The Golden Globes are to the Oscars what Kim Kardashian is to Kate Middleton — a bit louder, a bit trashier, a bit drunker and more easily bought — allegedly,” he said.
He also poked fun at Kim’s short marriage to Kris Humphries, saying, “A marriage that lasted 72 days? I’ve sat through longer James Cameron acceptance speeches.”
Then he had a go at J-Biebs.
“Justin Bieber nearly had to take a paternity test. What a waste of a test that would have been. No, he’s not the father. The only way he could impregante a girl was if he borrowed one of Martha Stewart‘s turkey basters,” Ricky joked.